(Disclaimer!: Yes, all of these quotes are from real-life Utes...No, i'm not kidding)
Let's start off with these tasty morsels:
"One of the most optimistic predictions for the Utes comes from College Football Poll.com. They have Utah going undefeated and easily winning the Mountain West. "
compared that to this
"The only seasons they've been extremely off were 2000, 2002 and 2003"
and
"In the former two, they picked Utah to do better than they actually did and in the latter, worse."
For those of you keeping score at home, in the last 9 years collegefootballpoll.com has been extremely off in 3 season, partially off in 3 other seasons, so what they are accurate 1/3rd of the time??? I'd really hang your hat on that prediction my feather-decorated friends. Just an intro into the mind of the UTE nation.
They have the Holy War. "BYU vs. Utah is THE greatest rivalry in college football. You should se the swagger in that game 2006" Say no more, its got "swagger." The WLOCP and Iron Bowl just can't compete with this yearly clash of the titans.
Fortunately, they carry the banner for all the oppressed. Thank you bringers of light! "We’ve been complaining about the BCS from the beginning" We all just been def since the beginning I guess. Hey, the program deserves respect says some fans. "It’s had 115 seasons now!!!" Well for crying out loud, get these guys a major award. My only question is what does it say about a fanbase who has bene around for that long and is still with the bottom feeders of college football? Some fan support.
But how dare you call us whiners. No, spamming AP voters is NOT whining in the least. We's standin' up fo' ar' riites!
As those of soverign Fandom have now cleary seen, the UTEs need to be shows what football snobbery is all about. At least they have the motivational words of the immortal Lou Holtz on their side. "Utah has the best non-BCS talent in the country" I hope you find solace in that statement of brillance. (wait, is this the same guy that said Notre Dame would win the National Championship this season?) I'm just waiting for them to start using quotes from Mark May next.
And now you know,
The Utah Utes: Clawing and Scratching for respect for over 115 seasons!!